Renaud R.

One day, a person falled into a river on a boat, is name was Nobody, he called his friend to get help because Nobody didn't know how to swim, his friends name was Nothing, but nothing is still in the boat and it will take to long to go bake to land, so he yells to his friend on land to go get help, his friends name is Stupid, so he rushed to the telephone in the house, calls 911 and say: "Help! I'm Stupid i'm calling for Nothing, Nobody is drowning"

funniness: 2.38