Lisa B.

Hey Masturbater (To The Tune Of Macarena) Sitting in my house and I know that I'm alona, Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona, Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stona, Hey Masturbata!!! I go a little faster and it's feeling kind of nicea, Once is not enough so I have to do it twicea, If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea, Hey Masturbata!!! I use some baby oil or a little vaselina, Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana, Never shake my hand cos you don't know where its beena, Hey Masturbata!!! I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta, One hand on the wheel and the other on my meata, I can't get out the car cos I'm sticking to the seata, Hey Masturbata!!! Since I was a kid I have been a mastubater, Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata, I've looked at Miss November, now I'm gonna decorata, Hey Masturbata!!!!

funniness: 6.46

rating: R