Sky F.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, " I have a genie in my pocket and he grants any wish! If you whisper something in his ear, he'll grant it! I swear, if he grants you something, you give me as many drinks i want. If he doesn't I'll pay you a hundred dollars." The bartender who was down on money that month decided to go for it. There's no such thing as a magical genie! So the bartender whispers something in the genies ear. All of a sudden out pops a 12 inch pianist! Astonished, the bartender looked baffled. "That's not what I wished for!!!" And the guy looks at the pianist and starts laughing. " I forgot to tell you. The genie's hard of hearing!"

funniness: 5.60

rating: G