Georgia B.

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, ?Why are you arguing?? One boy answers, ?We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie.? ?You should be ashamed of yourselves,? said the teacher, ?When I was your age, I didn?t even know what a lie was.? The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher

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