Kara S.

The teacher told her class to go home and come back on Monday with three new words. So little Jack went home. When he go home, his dad was watching a television show about planes. Jack heard the word 'take-off', so he wrote it down in his book. The next day, Jack went to the zoo with his mum. He saw the zebras and asked his mum "What's that?" "It's a zebra." So Jack wrote it down in his book. The next day, Jack went with his older sister to her friend's house. His sister's friend was looking after a baby. "What's that?" he asked. "It's a baby". So Jack wrote it down in his book. On Monday, Jack went to school. His teacher asked him to stand up and recite his three words. "Take off zebra, Baby!"* said jack with pride. The teacher sent him to the principals office. *"Take off the bra, Baby!"

funniness: 4.81

rating: PG