Elliot L.

There was an argument one day in class between the teacher and her student Veronica. Veronica said that whales can swallow humans. The teacher said they couldn't. The teacher explained that even though whales are humongous creatures, there throat is very small. Veronica said "What about Jonah? From the bible, you know? He was swallowed!" Once again the teacher said annoyed, "It's physically impossible!" So Veronica replied "Then when I go to heaven I'm gonna ask Jonah himself!" So the teacher asks, "What if he goes to hell?" So Veronica answers, "You ask him

funniness: 7.00

rating: PG