Tyce F.

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -------------------------- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. ------------------- What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. ------------------------ You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. ---------------------------- Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. -------------------------- Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. -------------------------------- An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. -------------------------- A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. -------------------------- The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. ----------------------- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. ----------------------------------- What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store. Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. ------------------------------ Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician." Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. --------------------------------- Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon. Childbirth (child*brth) n. -------------------------- You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push..." Lipstick (lip*stik) n. ---------------------- On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...! Park (park) v./n. ----------------- Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide. Patience (pa*shens) n. ---------------------- The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers." Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. ---------------------------------------------- Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it. Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. ------------------------------------- A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

funniness: 6.39

rating: PG