Denise W.

There once was a very gullible man who left his job everyday at the same time and every day when he left his wife would sneek up on him and slap him on the back of the head then nag his ears off about being so gullibe and how he should expect her and be prepared. One day he brought a bb gun with him and when she began to come up behind him he turned around and shot pthe gun past her head trying to scare her but the shot ricocheted off of the building and hit her right in her ass The moral of the story: Don't be a bitch because it can really be a pain in the ass.

funniness: 4.34

rating: G