howdy w.

a very stunning redhead was sitting at a table eating supper alone. at the next table was a man just looking at her, but could not quite talk to her because of her beauty,all of sudden she sneezed and her glass eye came flying out, before it hit the floor ,the man grabbed it in his hand a gave it back to her. she wiped it off and put it back in. they started talking and she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a drink. he did and things happened. the next morning after the most wonderful night of his life, he asked her if she treated all the men she met this way. she said oh heavens no, never, you just happened to catch my eye.

funniness: 5.77

rating: G