Chris T.

At the same time, the pope and a lawyer die. They approach the pearly gates together. "Hello I'm Jesus, Here are your room keys. We hope you enjoy yourselves." The pope went to his room and it was filthy. Cobwebs everywhere and the shower didnt work. He went to visit the Lawyer and his room was an amazing, state-of-the-art penthouse with Jaccuzi and Plasma TV. So he went to Jesus to complain. "Hey I'm the holiest person probably in all of heaven and all I get's a crummy old room, whilst the lawyer gets and amazing apartment!" Screamed the Pope. "Yeah, I know," replied Jesus. "We decided to give this guy special treatment, we've mever had a lawyer before!"

funniness: 5.00