Natalie S.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death Conserve toilet paper, use both sides Don't come knocking if the car is rocking Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain All men are Idiots, and I married their King DRIVE LIKE HELL.. YOU'LL GET THERE! Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film facility Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW I love cats...they taste just like chicken

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