John A.

One december morning, Mickey woke up to see that it had snowed almost 2 feet overnight. He ran to his other window to see his front yard. Outside, he saw the words "MICKEY SUCKS" written in urine on the snow. the cops arrived and took urine samples. "So?" said mickey, "Who did this?" "Well," said the cop, "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that we found out it was Goofy's urine. The bad news is that it's in Minnie's handwriting." PLEASE VOTE

funniness: 6.00

rating: PG