Moe R.

Ugly Bride A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next to him, ?Hey, have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? Man, she's ugly!? ?You jackass. That's my daughter you're talking about!? the person responds. ?Oops! I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know you we're the father.? ?I'm not, you stupid idiot. I'm the mother!?

funniness: 6.11

rating: G