Chris P.

The husband comes home to find Mrs in the shower, rubbing lemon slices on her tits. "What are you up to?" he says. "I read in the Woman's Weekly that rubbing lemons makes your tits grow bigger" she says. "You stupid bitch" he says, "it's not lemons, it's toilet paper you should use." "Toilet paper?" she says. "Yeah, toilet paper, look what it's done for your ass!"

funniness: 7.05

rating: R