killian n.

Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard? Shut up and shoot again! Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma! Shut up and keep digging. Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl? Shut up and flush. Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim! Shut up or I'll flush it again! Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here. Shut up or I'll flush it again. Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper! Shut up or I'll grind your other hand. Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice! Shut up and drink it before it clots. Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire? Shut up and eat your soup before it clots. Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup! Shut up, we only have it once a month. Mommy, Mommy! I hate spaghetti! Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye! Shut up and eat around it. Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garbage compactor? Shut up and chew! Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's too tough! Shut up and keep chewing! Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids? Shut up and deal. Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts! Shut up and get away from the dart board! Plz vote big!! thx!

funniness: 2.71

rating: PG