Mary D.

A guy walks into an ice cream shop and says, "I'd like a chocolate cone, please." The scooper says, "Sorry, sir we don't sell that here." "That's ok. I'll take a chocolate cone, please." "Sir, I don't think you understood me the first time. We don't have that here. You'll have to get something else." "Ok. I'd like a chocolate cone, please." "Sir, how do you spell van as in vanilla?" ""V-A-N." "How do you spell straw as in strawberry?" "S-T-R-A-W." "Now how do you spell freak as in chocolate?" "Wait a minute. There is no 'freak' in chocolate." "That's what I've been trying to say, sir."

funniness: 5.29

rating: PG