Jeremy E.

Here is a short list of what not to say when you get pulled over by a cop. "No, you assume the position." "Of course I was swerving, I was trying to hit the little green men." "Hurry up, your wife is expecting me!" "I am suprised your here, with Dunkin' Donuts 2 for 1 special." "If I bend over will I still get the ticket." "I'm not as think as you drunk I am." "Wasn't your daughter a porn queen?"

funniness: 4.88

rating: G