cameron m.

Duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any grapes?" to which the bartender replies "No". The Duck leaves and comes back in the next day.... "Got any grapes?" Bartender: "No" Another day passes.. Duck: "Got any grapes?" Bartender: No! and if you ask for grapes one more time I will staple your beak to the floor! The next day the Duck walks in and asks.... "Got any staples?" Bartender replies "No" "Got any grapes!?"

funniness: 5.89

rating: PG