Moe R.

There was a convention of psychics and supernaturalists and one of the topics discussed was "Meetings with ghosts". The speaker asked the gathering who has ever seen a ghost. A large number of participants raised their hands. He then asked the group who has actually had physical contact with the supernatural. Again, a large number of people raised their hands. He then asked if anyone had ever had sex with a ghost. One man in the back row raised his hand sheepishly. "You sir, in the back. You have actually had sex with a ghost?" The man in the back says "What?" "I repeat, you said you had sex with a ghost? Please tell us more." The man replied "Oops! Sorry. I thought you said goat!"

funniness: 5.66

rating: G