josh h.

One day, a family decided to open up a milk farm. So they bought some land, bought some cows, and then decided upon a name. Now when it got to the naming part it was a bit of a problem. The husband wanted it to be called 'Milko's Milk'. The wife wanted it to be called 'Dairy daily'. The son wanted 'Fast Milk!', and the daughter wanted 'The Happy Cow.'. Eventually, they decided upon 'Milko's fast, happy cow milk daily'. But they shut down in less than a week. The cows couldn't survive the branding!

funniness: 3.85

rating: G