John W.

A trucker arives home early one day after a 30 day trip. He enters his home to find that his wife is not yet up, so he enters the bedroom, where he finds his wife and the milkman naked standing in the room. The nude milkman quickly replies "I'm glad you're home, Mr. Smith, I was just telling your wife that if you don't pay the milk bill now, I'd shit all over the floor."

funniness: 4.49

rating: R