Douglas R.

One day Bob was going on a flight from Miami to San Fransico. Well he went through the metal detectors and all of the alarms went off. (This is how tight airport security is.) After having a cavity search the security guard says "I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're going on the flight." Bob replies "The bad news?" The guard sighs as he says "You have an enlarged prostate."

funniness: 3.90

rating: G