Mike Y.

1.They're always ringing the bell before I get there. 2.I saw a sign that read "School Ahead. Go Slow.", so I did. 3.My watch was set to Tokyo time. 4.I had to feed my pet piranha. 5.My alarm clock kept going off while I was asleep. 6.Sorry--usually my punctuation skills are excellent. 7.I was dreaming about a b-ball game, and it went into overtime. 8.I'M on time--everyone else is early. 9.I told you if i wasn't here, you should go ahead and start without me. 10.What? I thought this place was open until three thirty!

funniness: 6.42

rating: G