Josh E.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? She starts her sentence with "a man once told me". Do you know why women wear white wedding dresses? Because the dishwasher needs to match the refrigerator, and the stove. What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice. What do you call a woman with one black eye? A fast learner

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