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-Hey, the Mets suck! Well, that may be your OPINION, but it's a FACT that the Yankees choked first! -Are you going to donate you're hair to locks of love? You've got two kidneys, ya gonna donate one? -(said by short person) Talk to me when you get some friends Well, talk to me when you've grown about 3 inches prior to my height. -(In a bar) Hey, I think I know you. Yes, I believe you're my gynecologist. -If you don't realize that you're relationship isn't going well and you're girlfriend breaks up with you, then you end up in pretty deep shit, am I right? (slight pause) I'm sorry I wasn't listening.

funniness: 4.67

rating: PG