Chase A.

A vacationer from New York found his way into a bar in Billings, Montana, and began some serious drinking. After he was well past the legal limit, he stood up and shouted, "Every last Republican is a horse's ass!" The crowd jumped on him and beat him up. After a week he returned to the same bar, had some drinks, and stood up and shouted, "Every last Democrat is a horse's ass!" The crowd jumped on him and beat him into putty again. He asks the bartender, "Who are these people, anyway?" "You don't understand," the attendant replied. "This is horse country."

funniness: 5.57

rating: PG