meghan k.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

funniness: 6.19

rating: G