Moe R.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting Flies" he responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

funniness: 6.49

rating: G