Trista J.

The disgruntled Army fishing team called for a rematch, and decided that they would practice all week to avoid another humiliation. At the first practice, they cut a hole in the ice and dropped in their lines, when they heard a booming voice say "You won't catch any fish". Perplexed, they looked around to see who was talking, but saw no one. The fishermen went back to their task when again, the disembodied voice boomed around them, saying "I told you, you won't catch any fish". The Army chaplain, whom they had brought along for good luck, gulped and asked the voice "God, is that you? Why won't we catch any fish?" The voice replied "No, this is the rink manager, you won't catch any fish."

funniness: 5.87

rating: PG