Trista J.

An Air Force squadron and an Army battalion, both stationed in Alaska, decided to have an ice fishing contest. On the day of the competition, the Air Force team was catching dozens of fish, while the Army team didn't catch a single one. Frustrated, the Army sergeant major told one of his privates to recon the Air Force area to see why they're doing so much better. When he reported back, the private exclaimed "Sarge, they're cheatin'! Them Air Force guys cut a HOLE in the ice!"

funniness: 5.25

rating: PG