robin r.

Three Vampire's walk into a bar. The Barkeep asks What your poison. The first Vampire says "Oh, let's go with a shot of AB blood" the barkeep sends down the shot. Second Vampire says "Well I'd like something exotic, let's have some type O" Barkeep gives him the bottle. The third Vampire asks for a glass of hot water. All three turn with complete shock and the barkeep stutter's out "your a vampire, vampire's drink blood what do you think your doing?" The third Vampire pulls out a used tampon and replies "I'm having tea."

funniness: 4.55

rating: PG