Peter W.

3 gay guys were in a bar. Each of their husbands have died. The first guy says "I'm going to cremate my husband and mix his ashes with cement to create an artificial reef, since he loves the sea." The secong guy says "I'm going to cremate my husband and spread his ashes in my garder, since he loves plants so much." The third guy says "I'm going to cremate my husband and mix the ashes with my chili, because then he could tear up my ass one more time."

funniness: 2.92

rating: PG-13