Alex G.

(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000 (B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000-240,000 (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14% and UP ************************************ Guns: (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80 million) (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500 (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875% Statistics courtesy of the FBI ..................................................... So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 (at least) times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do. FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand.

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