The artist formerly known as J. D.

A man, who worked at a pickle factory, once came home and told his wife, "Honey, to I had a sudden urge to stick my penis in the pickle cutter at work." "What! you need to see a psychologist!" she said. "No, I want to beat this problem myself honey" he answered. The next day he came home in tears. "I did it, I put my dick in the pickle cutter!" he yelled." "Okay, said the wife, " but what happened with the pickle cutter!" "What? Oh, she got fired too" he said.

funniness: 5.47

rating: PG