Jeremy E.

If i was a tree, i'd sit around all day. Do nothing. You know, like everyone wants to (cuz that's the goal in life, to do nothing). But if you are a tree, then you get crapped on by birds all day long. And the occassional dog (or person) takin' a wizz on you. I don't think i want to be a tree anymore. Doing nothing is not worth being crapped and pissed on all day long.

funniness: 1.80

rating: PG