Jasen R.

There is a ring at the door. Polly goes to answer and sees a police officer. Officer: "May I come in?" Polly: "Why sure, officer. What seems to be the problem?" Officer: "I hear from a friend that you're not getting enough to fulfill your needs around here." Polly: "Oh, I guess we're not getting good cable?" Officer: "Well, I'm here to fix that." Polly: "Oh, great! How?" Officer: "Sit down and watch." (Polly Sits On The Couch). Officer: "Ok, hip to the left, hip to the right." Polly: "Is this some kind of pre-work out? I mean it's just some wrong re-wiring...Oh my!" (The Officer pulls off his shirt). Polly: "Sir, I don't believe it's that hot in here! It's only 55 degrees outside." Officer: "Oh, baby its getting hotttt in here!" Polly: "Sir, I do believe you'd best be getting down to the basement. That's where the problem is." Officer: "I like a girl that wants her privacy. But the living room is fine." (He then rips his pants off). Polly: "Oh my lord! What in heaven's name!" Officer: "You want more off?" Polly: "I...don't...Jesus!" Officer: "Oh, you want me to take it all off?" Polly: "Um... sir!" (Officer starts to pull down his undies). At this time a man walks into the room from the Kitchen. Man: "Polly! I go get a bowl of popcorn and you invite a male stripper!!!" Officer: "I'm sorry, sir, but who are you? Did they send back-up?" Man: "No, I'm not back up! I'm this woman's husband, George." Officer: "The lady that called me said...single!" Man: "We were happily married, till now!" (Officer reaches down for his pant pocket and pulls out a note.) Officer: "Is this 7726 Lowland Meadows?" Man: "No, it's 7726 Highland Meadows!" Officer: "Oh my! I best be going!"

funniness: 5.35

rating: PG