Moe R.

A Newfie was stopped by a "game warden" on the Ottawa river recently with two ice chests full of live fish in water. The game warden asked the man,"Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Nope. Don't need no license. These here are my pet fish." "PET FISH?" "You betcha. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim' round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and take 'em home." "That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!" The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works." "I'VE GOT to see this!" "Okay", said the man and poured the fish back into the river and stood and waited... After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" said the man. When are you going to call them back?" Call WHO back?" "The FISH!" "WHAT FISH?" We Newfoundlanders may not be as smart as some, but we ain't nearly as dumb as most...

funniness: 5.76

rating: G