mike e.

Joey was at his grandfathers funeral one night and he was curious to know how his grandfather died. So he goes up to his grandmother and asks "Grandma, how did grandpa die?" The grandmother replies "He had a heart attack sweetie, but this heart attack was different." She starts to cry and Joey asks "How was it different?" "Well, he had this heart attack while we were having sex. Every Sunday, we would go down to the church and make love to the sound of the church bells; in on the ding, out on the dong." Now the grandmother starts crying hysterically. Joey asks "Then what happened?" The grandmother answered "If it wasn't for that damn ice cream truck, he'd still be alive!"

funniness: 6.22

rating: PG