Jesus C.

ONE TIME THERE WERE 4 BEST FRIENDZ. THEY WERE IN THE BAR KIKING BACK AND THEN GONZALO SAID I WILL BE BACK LATER I GOT TO GO TO WORK. SO IT WAZZ JESUS, CABADA, AND JOSE IN THE BAR. THEN JESUS SAID IM GOING TO THE RESTROOM. THEN JESUS SAW A HOLE THAT SAID GLORY HOLE 25 CENTS. SO HET PUT HIS PENNUS AND THE THING SUKKED HIS PENNUS. AFTER HE GOT TYRED HE WENT AND TOLD CABADA, AND JOSE. CABADA PYT 25 CENTS SO THE THING COULD SUCK HIS PENNUS. THEN JOSE PUT DOUBLE SO THE THING COULD SUCK IT LONGER. AFTER THEY ALL GOT TYRED THEY WENT BACK TO THE BAR. AFTER A WHILE GONZALO CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND HE WAS CAUNTING QUARTERS!!!

funniness: 3.00

rating: PG-13