Douglas R.

One day at school the teacher asked her kids what their fathers did for a living. Jenny said "My dad's a fireman, he saves people from burning buildings." Bobby said "my dad is a doctoer he cures people when they are sick." So this goes on and everybody says what their father does except Jimmy. THe teacher asked " What does your father do?" He replied "My Dad is a gangster when people don't pay him he shoots them and throws them in the ocean." The Teacher got worried and asked Jimmy to have a private conversation with him. She says " Is your father really a gangster?" Jimmy says "Heavens no, actually he is Bobby Abreu for the Yankkees, I was just too embarassed to admit it.

funniness: 6.18

rating: PG