Ann Marie F.

YESTERDAY By : Beatles Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay Now my database has gone away Oh I believe in yesterday..... Suddenly, There's not half the files there used to be And there's a milestone hanging over me The system crashed so suddenly I pushed something wrong What it was I could not say Now all my data's gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay Yesterday, The need for back-ups seemed so far away I knew my data was all here to stay Now I believe in yesterday ------------------------------------------------------------ LET IT BE By : Beatles When I find my code in tons of trouble Friends and colleagues come to me Speaking words of wisdom: Write in C As the deadline fast approaches And bugs are all that I can see Somewhere, someone whispers: Write in C Write in C, Write in C Write in C, oh, Write in C LOGO's dead and buried Write in C I used to write a lot of FORTRAN For science it worked flawlessly Try using it for graphics! Write in C If you've just spent nearly 30 hours Debugging some assembly Soon you will be glad to Write in C Write in C, Write in C Write in C, yeah, Write in C BASIC's not the answer Write in C Write in C, Write in C Write in C, oh, Write in C Pascal won't quite cut it Write in C ------------------------------------------------------------ IMAGINE by : John Lennon Imagine there's no Windows It's easy if you try No fatal errors or new bugs To kill your hard drives Imagine Mr. Bill Gates Leaving us in peace! Imagine never ending hard disks It isn't hard to do Nothing to del or wipe off And no floppy too Imagine Mr. Bill Gates Sharing all his money You may say I'm a hacker But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And your games will fit in RAM Imagine 1-Giga RAM I wonder if you can No need for left-shifts or setups And no booting again and again Imagine all the systems Working all life-time! You may say I'm a hacker But I'm not the only one Maybe someday I'll be a cracker And then I'll make Windows run.....

funniness: 4.54

rating: PG