Joe N.

A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells, ?All politicians are assholes.? A man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit says, ?I take offense to that!? The pissed-off guy asks him, ?Why? Are you a politician?? ?No," he replies, "I'm an asshole.?

funniness: 6.42

rating: G