Zach S.

Why are blondes usually quiet during sex? Their mom told them not to talk to strangers. or Their mom told them not to talk with a full mouth. What do you call a blonde with half of a brain? Gifted. A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Clause all jump off of a bridge, who makes the biggest spalsh? The dumb blonde, the other two don't exist. How do Blonde brain cells die? Alone. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant. What is the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Go home. What did the blondes right leg sat to her left leg? I don't know, they've never met.

funniness: 6.31

rating: PG