John S.

A business man and his minister went golfing one day. The business man was having a horrible day- all of his putts missed by a foot, he got at least three water hazards in the first nine, and was cussing like there was no tomorrow. Every single putt:"God damn it! I missed!" The minister, of course, was horrified that he would say such a thing, and replied "Do not take the Lord's name in vain!" But the other man shrugged him off. All game, the same thing, "God dammit I missed!" "Do not take the Lord's name in vain!" On the seventeenth hole, he shouted "God damn it! I missed!" and the minister replied, "Do not take the Lord's name in vain or he shall have to smite you!" But of course the man was so angry he didn't listen. Finally, on the eighteenth hole, he missed the last putt, and howled, "God damn it, I missed!!!" The minister opened his mouth to protest, when all of a sudden, a bolt of lightning shot from the heavens, and fried the Minister to a crisp! And booming down from the heavens came a voice, "GOD DAMN IT! I MISSED!"

funniness: 8.14

rating: G