Jasper C.

So there's this cabbie who hate black people. Everytime he sees one he swerves to hit him. One day he's drivin along and sees a priest so he stops to pick him up. A few minutes later he sees a black guy. He's thinkin, "I can't hit that nigger with a priest in the car" So he comes up with a plan-pretend to fall asleep then swerve and "accidently" hit the guy. So he starts "dozing off" and he heres a thud. "Oh my God!" he yells "Did i just hit that black guy?" "Nope" replies the priest, "but i got 'im with the door!"

funniness: 6.39

rating: PG