Nick P.

there was three guys in jail. They all had to go to the bath room. The first guy asked if he could he could go. The guard said ok but watch out for the scorpions. So the first guy went, then came back. the second guy did the same. But, the third guy was a dumby so he asked can I go potty? The guard said ok but watch out for the scorpions. So mr. third went and discovered there was no more toilet paper. He went back to the guard and told him. The guard said BE A MAN! USE YOUR HANDS! So third went back and used "his hands". He was about to wash but then he saw a scorpion and gasped with his hands clasped on his mouth!

funniness: 2.60

rating: PG