Lisa B.

A Man goes to a bar and pickes up a hooker. That night they go underneath the boardwalk and fuck. When they are done the man gives the woman $20. The next night, the same man picks up the same hooker, goes to the same place to fuck. But this time the hooker farts during the sex. When they finish, the man gives the woman $25. The Hooker askes, "hey why did you give me more money today?" The john answers, "When you farted you blew all the sand off my balls."

funniness: 6.42

rating: R