ashley l.

When a co-workercomes in alittle too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and your thinking "somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her" -You need to pray at work When someone comes in and announces "office meeting in 5 minutes" and you think "What the F*&% do they want now" -You need to pray at work When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say "Which one of you sons of b*&%$^@ tuened of my computer" -You need to pray at work When you and a co-worker are discussing something and a third person comes in and says "well at my office..." and you want to say "who the f&#* cares" -You need to pray at work When you're in the elevater and it stops to pick up someone who waited 5 minutes to go down one floor and you say "That lazy b*@#%^!" -You need to pray at work When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is "What the h*@# does she want now" -You need to pray at work When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paper work on your desk because no one else would do it and you think sorry a** m@#^*& f@#!^&s" -You need to pray at work If you avoid saying more than hello of how are you doing to someone because you know it will lead to their whole f*&^@#% life story -You need to pray at work If you know all of the words that have been bleeped out...... You DEFINITELY need to pray at work! Let us all bow our heads :)

funniness: 5.35

rating: G