bard m.

there is a salad, cucumber, and penis. salad: "my life sucks. people put me in a bolw and toss me aruond." cucumber: "you think your life sucks? they suck on me and eat me." penis: "you think your life sucks? they put me in a dark room and bang me of the walls until I puke."

funniness: 4.71

rating: PG-13