MIchael D.

A guy went into a bar and started having a drink when the guy sitting nezt to him pulled out a 12" pianist and it started playing the piano...the guy was like, "Whoa! Where did you get that?" The other guy said, "There is a genie in a shed in behind this bar that will grant you one wish." So the guy went down there and there was the genie. And the genie said, "You get one wish." So the guy said, "I wish for a million bucks." POOF! A million minature deer appeared...the guy was pissed and just left. He went back into the bar and said, "Man, that genie ripped me off!" And the other guy said, "You think I wished for a 12" pianist!?"

funniness: 5.65

rating: G